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The Red Baron Wanking Lotion
The Red Baron Wanking Lotion
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The Red Baron Wanking Lotion: Soothing Hydration for the Fearless Flyer
Take self-care to new altitudes with The Red Baron Wanking Lotion, a floral-infused moisturizer designed for those who dare to dream—and those who require impeccable hydration for their, shall we say, "solo missions." Inspired by the fearless spirit of aviation and the undeniable charm of a bulldog in the cockpit of a vintage biplane, this lotion is the perfect co-pilot for any endeavor.
Ultra-Hydrating Formula – Enriched with rose extract, chamomile, and shea butter to keep your skin as smooth as a well-greased propeller.
Floral Yet Fearless – A bold yet delicate fragrance of wild red roses, jasmine, and lavender, ensuring you smell like victory and a touch of reckless ambition.
Non-Greasy, High-Performance – Absorbs quickly so you can keep your hands free for more pressing matters.
Sky-High Confidence – Whether you’re preparing for takeoff or winding down from turbulence, this lotion keeps you in top form.
Complete with a debonair bulldog pilot soaring through clouds of destiny, this bottle reminds you that even the boldest adventurers need a little self-care. Apply generously, take command, and never let dry skin ground your ambitions.
• 9.8 fl. oz (290 ml)
• 99% natural origin of total, 14% organic of total
• COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT
• Hydrating formula
• Sweet, floral scent
• Fragrance from natural essential oils
• Vegan
• Comes with a pump dispenser
• Made in Latvia
How to use: Apply to clean skin (external use only). We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.
Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil *, Polyglyceryl-6 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin**, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter*, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Isoamyl Laurate, Sodium PCA, Parfum/Fragrance, Polyglyceryl-6 Behenate, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose, Sorbus Aucuparia (Rowan) Fruit Extract*, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract*, Rubus Chamaemorus (Cloudberry) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Sodium Phytate, Tocopherol, Linalool***, Limonene***, Benzyl Salicylate**.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**Made using organic ingredients
***From natural essential oils
99% natural origin of total, 14% organic of total
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at https://COSMOS.ecocert.com
Take self-care to new altitudes with The Red Baron Wanking Lotion, a floral-infused moisturizer designed for those who dare to dream—and those who require impeccable hydration for their, shall we say, "solo missions." Inspired by the fearless spirit of aviation and the undeniable charm of a bulldog in the cockpit of a vintage biplane, this lotion is the perfect co-pilot for any endeavor.
Ultra-Hydrating Formula – Enriched with rose extract, chamomile, and shea butter to keep your skin as smooth as a well-greased propeller.
Floral Yet Fearless – A bold yet delicate fragrance of wild red roses, jasmine, and lavender, ensuring you smell like victory and a touch of reckless ambition.
Non-Greasy, High-Performance – Absorbs quickly so you can keep your hands free for more pressing matters.
Sky-High Confidence – Whether you’re preparing for takeoff or winding down from turbulence, this lotion keeps you in top form.
Complete with a debonair bulldog pilot soaring through clouds of destiny, this bottle reminds you that even the boldest adventurers need a little self-care. Apply generously, take command, and never let dry skin ground your ambitions.
• 9.8 fl. oz (290 ml)
• 99% natural origin of total, 14% organic of total
• COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT
• Hydrating formula
• Sweet, floral scent
• Fragrance from natural essential oils
• Vegan
• Comes with a pump dispenser
• Made in Latvia
How to use: Apply to clean skin (external use only). We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.
Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil *, Polyglyceryl-6 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin**, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter*, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Isoamyl Laurate, Sodium PCA, Parfum/Fragrance, Polyglyceryl-6 Behenate, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose, Sorbus Aucuparia (Rowan) Fruit Extract*, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract*, Rubus Chamaemorus (Cloudberry) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Sodium Phytate, Tocopherol, Linalool***, Limonene***, Benzyl Salicylate**.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**Made using organic ingredients
***From natural essential oils
99% natural origin of total, 14% organic of total
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at https://COSMOS.ecocert.com
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