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Errol Flynn’s Existential Five-Button Set
Errol Flynn’s Existential Five-Button Set
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Errol Flynn’s Existential Five-Button Set: A Tribute to Canine Aviation and the Meaningless March of Time
Congratulations. You’ve officially reached the point in your life where you need a set of five buttons featuring a bulldog named Errol Flynn. Not one, not three—five. Why? Because the universe is chaotic, and numbers are an arbitrary construct.
Each button in this collection is a tiny, round portal into the absurd: Errol Flynn, the world’s most disinterested, monocle-wearing, aviation-obsessed bulldog, stares into the abyss (or at your sad attempt at accessorizing). One design features him mid-flight in a biplane that shouldn’t even be airborne. Another captures his deep, internalized regret. A third? Pure ennui. The remaining two? Well, let’s just say they’re a reminder that time is an illusion, and your mortal coil is temporary.
Pin them to your jacket, your bag, or your existential dread. Wear all five at once and watch as strangers try to decipher why—because nothing invites unsolicited commentary like a bulldog-themed accessory collection.
Made with highly questionable materials (probably metal, but who really knows), these buttons will last as long as you care about them—which, let’s be honest, won’t be forever. But for now, let Errol Flynn be your spirit guide through the tangled mess of existence.
Buy them. Or don’t. He doesn’t care. He’s a dog in a plane.
• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on
Congratulations. You’ve officially reached the point in your life where you need a set of five buttons featuring a bulldog named Errol Flynn. Not one, not three—five. Why? Because the universe is chaotic, and numbers are an arbitrary construct.
Each button in this collection is a tiny, round portal into the absurd: Errol Flynn, the world’s most disinterested, monocle-wearing, aviation-obsessed bulldog, stares into the abyss (or at your sad attempt at accessorizing). One design features him mid-flight in a biplane that shouldn’t even be airborne. Another captures his deep, internalized regret. A third? Pure ennui. The remaining two? Well, let’s just say they’re a reminder that time is an illusion, and your mortal coil is temporary.
Pin them to your jacket, your bag, or your existential dread. Wear all five at once and watch as strangers try to decipher why—because nothing invites unsolicited commentary like a bulldog-themed accessory collection.
Made with highly questionable materials (probably metal, but who really knows), these buttons will last as long as you care about them—which, let’s be honest, won’t be forever. But for now, let Errol Flynn be your spirit guide through the tangled mess of existence.
Buy them. Or don’t. He doesn’t care. He’s a dog in a plane.
• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on
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