White glossy mug

If you’ve ever sipped your morning coffee and thought, “This isn’t nearly unsettling enough”, then congratulations—you’ve found the perfect mug. The Tickle Hour Coffee Mug is here to ensure that every sip of caffeine feels like a one-way ticket to hellish disassociation, complete with grinning disembodied heads, steam-powered nightmares, and a semi-nude man casually operating a mystery contraption of dubious legality.

A Design That Questions Reality Itself
Adorned with an unholy mashup of warped machinery, floating eyeballs, and the most unsettling smiles in human history, this mug guarantees that no one at the office will ever steal it. The unsettling fusion of industrial revolution-era technology and sheer existential dread will have your coworkers questioning if you’ve joined a cult—or started one.

Ergonomically Unhinged

Holds just enough coffee to make you feel alive but not enough to escape your own thoughts

Dishwasher-safe, because scrubbing this thing by hand while making direct eye contact with its haunted faces might drive you to madness

Microwave-friendly, in case you need to reheat your coffee after spending an hour staring into the abyss of its design

Perfect for:

Artists who thrive on chaos
That one friend who always says, “I had the weirdest dream last night”
Anyone who enjoys their caffeine with a side of existential horror

Warning: Repeated use of this mug may cause vivid hallucinations, spontaneous monologues about the futility of time, and an overwhelming desire to build a steam-powered nonsense machine in your backyard.

Drink up. Reality is melting.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!