The Tickle Parade

Why wear a hoodie that makes sense when you can wear one that actively defies reason? Enter the Errol’s Tickle Hour Hoodie—an all-consuming vortex of surrealist absurdity splattered across fabric, a fever dream disguised as fashion. Featuring an unholy fusion of disembodied faces, inexplicable machinery, airborne anomalies, and a vaguely Victorian man pondering his life choices in the driver’s seat of a Model T, this hoodie doesn’t just ask questions—it screams them into the void.

Crafted from a soft, reality-defying blend of materials (probably fabric, but who really knows?), this hoodie provides just enough warmth to shield you from the cold embrace of existential dread. The all-over print is as vibrant and unrelenting as a late-night infomercial, refusing to fade—just like the creeping suspicion that none of this is real.

Unisex fit—because labels are meaningless in a world of floating eyeballs

Premium material—scientifically proven to exist in three dimensions

Guaranteed conversation starter—though not necessarily the kind you want

No refunds for existential crises incurred while wearing

Slap this chaos onto your body and embrace the absurdity. Nothing makes sense, and neither should your wardrobe.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!