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Sky Pilot Shirt
Sky Pilot Shirt
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Step aside, physics—there's a new top gun in the sky, and he's got jowls. The Skyhound Aviator T-shirt captures the unrelenting absurdity of existence in a single, glorious print: a stoic bulldog piloting a vintage biplane through a sky filled with what may or may not be clouds (are they real, or are they just an elaborate scam by the cotton industry?).
This is not just a T-shirt. No, this is a battle cry for the disillusioned, a beacon for those who have given up on trying to make sense of a world where a dog in an antique aircraft makes as much sense as anything else. The bulldog, exuding the quiet resignation of someone who knows he's in charge but doesn't know why, represents us all—hurtling forward, pretending we know how to fly, waiting for impact.
Made from 100% ethically confused cotton, this shirt is designed for ultimate comfort and existential dread. Wear it to social gatherings to avoid small talk, or gift it to a friend who has accepted that life is just a series of increasingly ridiculous scenarios strung together with the fragile thread of human delusion.
Get yours today—because if a dog can pilot a plane, then maybe, just maybe, you can survive another Monday.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is not just a T-shirt. No, this is a battle cry for the disillusioned, a beacon for those who have given up on trying to make sense of a world where a dog in an antique aircraft makes as much sense as anything else. The bulldog, exuding the quiet resignation of someone who knows he's in charge but doesn't know why, represents us all—hurtling forward, pretending we know how to fly, waiting for impact.
Made from 100% ethically confused cotton, this shirt is designed for ultimate comfort and existential dread. Wear it to social gatherings to avoid small talk, or gift it to a friend who has accepted that life is just a series of increasingly ridiculous scenarios strung together with the fragile thread of human delusion.
Get yours today—because if a dog can pilot a plane, then maybe, just maybe, you can survive another Monday.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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