Nuke The Moon Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Why settle for an ordinary water bottle when you can drink from a vessel that perfectly encapsulates the madness of existence? This stainless steel masterpiece features an unshaken bulldog in full cowboy attire, heroically straddling a nuclear bomb as it hurtles toward an uncertain fate. It’s hydration with a side of existential crisis.

Keeps Drinks Cold (Unlike the Planet’s Future) – Double-walled insulation ensures your beverage stays refreshingly chilly, even as everything else burns.

Leakproof and Unbothered – Just like the dog on the bomb, this bottle doesn’t sweat the small stuff.

A Conversation Starter (or Ender) – Perfect for those moments when small talk needs a nuclear-level escalation.

Durable as Denial – Stainless steel construction means it can survive daily chaos, much like your ability to ignore impending doom.

Sip with the confidence of a bulldog in a cowboy hat, because if everything’s going to explode anyway, you might as well stay hydrated.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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