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LaserWolf Poster
LaserWolf Poster
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Behold: a vision from the fractured subconscious of a sleep-deprived universe. The LaserWolf poster is not just a print—it’s an omen, a transmission from a dimension where bowtie-clad bulldogs wield unholy laser vision, top hats grant omnipotence, and floating alarm clocks tick ominously toward an inevitable, unknowable conclusion.
This is not decor. This is a statement. A portal. A prophecy whispered by the cosmos into the ears of those foolish enough to gaze upon it. Why are these dogs so powerful? What momentous event are they orchestrating? Why is time itself unraveling in their presence? These are questions for lesser minds—your job is simply to hang it on the wall and accept your fate.
Printed on premium, non-ethereal paper—because even visions of madness deserve high resolution
Unreasonably vivid colors—designed to confuse, captivate, and possibly summon entities from the astral plane
Multiple sizes available—from mild existential crisis to full-blown reality rupture
Pairs well with altered states of consciousness and inexplicable déjà vu
Hang it. Stare into the abyss of laser-eyed canine supremacy. Let time melt around you. You belong to the bulldogs now.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is not decor. This is a statement. A portal. A prophecy whispered by the cosmos into the ears of those foolish enough to gaze upon it. Why are these dogs so powerful? What momentous event are they orchestrating? Why is time itself unraveling in their presence? These are questions for lesser minds—your job is simply to hang it on the wall and accept your fate.
Printed on premium, non-ethereal paper—because even visions of madness deserve high resolution
Unreasonably vivid colors—designed to confuse, captivate, and possibly summon entities from the astral plane
Multiple sizes available—from mild existential crisis to full-blown reality rupture
Pairs well with altered states of consciousness and inexplicable déjà vu
Hang it. Stare into the abyss of laser-eyed canine supremacy. Let time melt around you. You belong to the bulldogs now.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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