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Errol Flynn's Last Ride Utility crossbody bag
Errol Flynn's Last Ride Utility crossbody bag
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The "Errol Flynn's Last Ride" Crossbody Bag: A Statement Piece for Those Who’ve Abandoned All Hope
Introducing the only crossbody bag that truly captures the inevitable collapse of modern civilization with the elegance of a bulldog in a cowboy hat. Yes, dear shopper, this isn’t just a bag—it’s a philosophical paradox stitched into fabric.
Behold Errol Flynn, the canine harbinger of doom, majestically riding a nuclear bomb through a surreal wasteland. What does it mean? Who knows. What does it matter? It doesn’t. Just like the choices that brought you here.
Crafted from ethically confused polyester, this crossbody bag is perfect for carrying your essentials—wallet, keys, regret, the existential burden of being alive. Adjustable straps ensure maximum comfort while you wade through the absurdity of daily existence. A sturdy zipper keeps your belongings safe, because let’s face it—nothing else is.
Wear it as a bold fashion statement, a silent scream into the void, or a warning to others that you are beyond saving. Buy it now, because if a bulldog in a cowboy hat can ride a bomb into oblivion, so can you.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
• Blank product components sourced from China
Introducing the only crossbody bag that truly captures the inevitable collapse of modern civilization with the elegance of a bulldog in a cowboy hat. Yes, dear shopper, this isn’t just a bag—it’s a philosophical paradox stitched into fabric.
Behold Errol Flynn, the canine harbinger of doom, majestically riding a nuclear bomb through a surreal wasteland. What does it mean? Who knows. What does it matter? It doesn’t. Just like the choices that brought you here.
Crafted from ethically confused polyester, this crossbody bag is perfect for carrying your essentials—wallet, keys, regret, the existential burden of being alive. Adjustable straps ensure maximum comfort while you wade through the absurdity of daily existence. A sturdy zipper keeps your belongings safe, because let’s face it—nothing else is.
Wear it as a bold fashion statement, a silent scream into the void, or a warning to others that you are beyond saving. Buy it now, because if a bulldog in a cowboy hat can ride a bomb into oblivion, so can you.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
• Blank product components sourced from China
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